tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
it’s past tents
dont listen gorgeous
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*Walks into class crush is in*
Teacher: Everyone have a seat
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If Kristen Stewart can lose her job, risk losing her entire career, fanbase, and respect over cheating on her boyfriend, the fact that Chris Brown is still acknowledged and celebrated is a fucking crime. If you want a prime example of women’s inequality in the media, there it is.
My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped
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i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.
We should fear this guy
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